Author – Science, Environment, Travel, Children's Books
Mom tells me not to spread my germs.
But she just smooched me big and bold.
It was wet and gross and horrible.
I just know I’ll catch a cold.
She says no sugar before my lunch,
But I ate a cupcake and sucker.
Then she gave me a heart full of chocolate.
I think Mom is way off her rocker.
We have no plants or flowers.
Dad thinks they stuff up our noses.
But he just brought home a big bouquet
Of daisies and lilies and roses.
And she got a card from a guy.
Mom got me a puppy with a red nose.
What a girly thing to buy!
So I’m holding a fluffy stuffed critter,
My face covered with lipstick schmutz.
I don’t think I like this lovey holiday.
It has made my family go nuts.
Although this might make a fun kids’ book, it is mostly just me being goofy. If you are a book publisher or agent who finds it less silly than I do, please do not hesitant to contact me.